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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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secretlyruntheisland

It's a place with the most fun and sexy people you'll ever see in your life. Everything is inaccessible and at its peak, just like in their dreams with their lives. You are here to watch a luxurious, sexy and elegant life..🤍
Lets WATCH!! SECRETLYRUNTHEISLAND 🤍💫
by Natsidugeb November 21, 2021
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Secret gum shine

Ass Worthy of secret gum shine
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Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.
by Mo0fin November 22, 2021
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Serega

Serega is a friendly version of the Russian

name Sergey, used throughout history to represent the male concubines of the Caesar's wife.

Seregas love to play D&D and take it very seriously
Can't believe how Serega just destroyed that lich with divine smite!
by Batraz the impaler November 22, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
by The spunk man November 26, 2021
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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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