When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.
by jareddd h April 24, 2010
Get the Meat Slappy mug.When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.
by Urban Nutter November 13, 2011
Get the Tongue Slapping mug.1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
by AnusMeister May 13, 2013
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by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019
Get the Clappy slappy mug.This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.
by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020
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Get the slapping frankie mug."Dude Brittany is such a ho, did you hear what she said about Jake?"
"I know, I was about to slappa bitch if she said that again.
"I know, I was about to slappa bitch if she said that again.
by PostachioLove March 29, 2011
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