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Blind sausage whiff 

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A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff
Blind sausage whiff by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022
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sausage • sausage fest • SAUSAGE WALLET • SAUSAGE PARTY • sausage dildo • Sausage Roll • Sausage Fingers • sausage jockey • sausage factory • Sausage Link

Making war or sausage 

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There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!
Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!
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holding hands with sausage 

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Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"
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Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise 

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When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.
This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.
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hide the sausage

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If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".
"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"
hide the sausage by Kitty Girl May 17, 2005
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cum guzzling sausage junkie 

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Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.
Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie
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