Work Sandwich 

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

Work Sandwich by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich 

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

beef sandwich 

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

beef sandwich by fourfeetofweather January 10, 2009

asshole sandwich 

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

asshole sandwich by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007

twat sandwich

a reference for dykes having intercourse.

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.

twat sandwich by VextingsMan August 15, 2006

ham-sandwich man 

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.

I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.

ham-sandwich man by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

Cat Sandwich 

Unlike its name might suggest, a cat sandwich is in fact entirely free from small feline creatures.
The "Cat" in a Cat Sandwich is actually just an acronym for the sandwich's filling; Cheese, Avocado and Tomato. (With pepper on top for extra deliciousness)

The fillings should all be sliced, with the cheese on the bottom, tomato in the middle and avocado on top.

Sam: Christ I sure am hungry. I could go for a fresh Cat Sandwich right now!

Rosie: That's sick! You eat poor little kitties!?

Sam: No, silly ho! It's a cheese-avocado-tomato sandwich.

Rosie: Eww, avocado...

Cat Sandwich by Spanish Sam January 20, 2008