Conversational Pipebomb 

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving

John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one

Conversational Pipebomb by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022

Dumpy Pipes 

Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.

Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.

This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.

So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.

Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.

Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.

Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."

Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."

Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."

Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."

Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."

Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"

Person A: "Yes daddy~"

Dumpy Pipes by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022

Mississippi Pipelined 

The act of having several (5 or more) black men run a train on a person.

Nick: Did you hear what happened to Courtney last night?
Taj: Yeah, she got Mississippi Pipelined.

Mississippi Pipelined by WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP May 1, 2023

sit on Gray's pipe 

A euphemism for a sexual style aka cowboy sex.
Sometimes confused with a morning hard on

Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.

No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!

Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma

sit on Gray's pipe by Blade2good December 9, 2010

Laid me some pipe 

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

Laid me some pipe by setbridge November 12, 2012

Spicy Meat Pipe

The act of smothering your dick with sriracha sauce and getting it sucked.

My girlfriend gave me a spicy meat pipe last night and it felt wonderful.

Spicy Meat Pipe by Boner Farts December 8, 2014

my bird hit the pipe

A reference to a downpoint in ones life pertaining to the once popular game, "Flappy Bird". This term indicates a moment or circumstance in which someone is emotionally affected negatively and uses the metaphor "my bird hit the fan" to represent their life coming to a halt or changing for the worse.

Bro#1: Aw man I'm so stoked for this gnarly hot chocolate
Bro#2: Dude I'm so happy for you
Bro#1: FUCK MAN I TRIPPED AND DROPPED MY HOT CHOCOLATE. MY BIRD HIT THE PIPE
Bro#2: THAT FUCKIN SUCKS MAN

my bird hit the pipe by dudebrognarlyswag January 6, 2015