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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Trojan Egg

The act of pushing an egg into you partners vagina during sexual intercourse, without their knowledge. Often achieved by pushing the egg in with your penis.
Oi dude I totally Trojan egged this chick last night
by Eggs are sick September 9, 2021
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Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.
"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."
by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020
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Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man
by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021
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Emmett's eggs

Emmett's eggs is the eggsa that Emmett Cullen carries around in the first Twilight
"Look at Emmett's eggs! "
by Imahugesimpxo January 24, 2021
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Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.
Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!
by Cheetahz December 23, 2016
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Egg Man

The chinese man whos head is like an egg. He is famous for singing a song with the lyrics "xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao".
Person 1: "Hey who sung the xue hua piao piao song?" Person 2: "Oh the Egg Man sung it."
by ryanadamdragon November 26, 2021
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