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Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
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Juicing your hog

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)
by Moosefurss September 22, 2023
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get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.
Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"
by Thibs July 24, 2008
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stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.
Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 28, 2023
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hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.
by Jiggleby January 17, 2014
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Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
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hog girl

a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.
by girlgamerxd November 2, 2022
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