Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.

Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.

by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020

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Crab

Somewhat derogatory/condescending name for members of the Royal Air Force (RAF) used mostly by the British Army and Royal Navy who see themselves as both more senior and more up market/classy.

Look at all those crabs in their cheap suits

by UrbaneUrban May 21, 2021

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Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017

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Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

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