When two male competitors attempt to prove they have a bigger penis and testicles than the other. This is done by dipping the aforementioned area in a full pint then removing the genitalia from the pint. The two pints are then compared to see whose is the fullest. The person with the fullest pint loses the wang off, this is of course displacement in its most beautiful form.
Two blokes at a club/pub/party called "Mr. Ratty" and "Mr. Badger" decide to challenge each other to a wang off over a row about a girl. The winner claims his prize.
by faisel May 5, 2006
Get the wang offmug. Did you go to Sean's party with fireworks, strippers, and tigers on chains?! It was OFF THE HIZZYYYYYYY!
by dumbgenius4lyfe November 20, 2009
Get the off the hizzymug. When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist.
by digitaldevil December 28, 2004
Get the pissed offmug. The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.
by Kid Java September 19, 2009
Get the Off The Hookmug. by dkxs December 7, 2009
Get the blow offmug. Person 1: "Hey, I'm just gonna dart off to the shop for a pack of smokes, want anything?"
Person 2: "Yeah, get us a bottle of coke."
Person 2: "Yeah, get us a bottle of coke."
by Syuriously August 3, 2012
Get the Dart offmug. boy: you are touchy today, i just wanted to ask you some questions.
girl: i can't help it i am extra sensitive!
boy: let me know when you are off the rag and then we'll talk.
girl: i can't help it i am extra sensitive!
boy: let me know when you are off the rag and then we'll talk.
by terrifficnoise May 22, 2008
Get the off the ragmug.