A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out.
The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off
Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl
> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).