Fish Nuts

When your scrotum is bigger than your penis. Balls are wrinkly and hairy. Mostly common in those people of Asian descent.

Fish Nuts Are A ball sack with just a penis head popping out of it.

by mdamone June 8, 2009

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

by Katie February 18, 2003

doggie nuts

1.nuts that are close to the penis 2.nuts that don't sag-resembles a dog's nuts

that dude has some serious doggie nuts

by Jay May 10, 2003

slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts

Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts

by Rob Poconos November 9, 2013

chin nuts

havin nuts slappin ya on the chin

garon is a chin nut victum

by cw May 5, 2003

deez nuts

nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack

1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!

by gangsta September 29, 2004