Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

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Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

by Arm4c August 8, 2025

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Punch In Those Numbers

It means anything and everything monks used it, god used it, YOU WILL USE IT.

Guy 1: Punch in those numbers Jeremy or I WILL
Jeremy: I won't let you down dad

by BEAFRAIDCHILD December 11, 2020

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Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

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the number 42

Another word for "pedophile" or "groomer," but exclusively refers to an incel in his mid 20's.

The main use is the same dismissive insult as "ok boomer" or "ok retard," but it can also be used as a pejorative slur against child predators.

Note: this is not to be confused with the number itself, 42, which is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Discord mod: "I'm not a groomer, I was just joking when I asked the 14 year old for nudes!"

Discord user: "ok the number 42"

by Yomama Bin Lackin September 29, 2022

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