monophobia

the fear of getting no bitches

you probably suffer from monophobia

by jack pile November 2, 2022

Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011

Serial monogamist

A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited

I’m a serial monogamist I just can’t be alone :(

by Anya buddsale June 9, 2019

Chupoypoy monoynoy

This word mean absolutely nothing But is funny to whisper in someone's ear for some reason.

Owin: Chupoypoy monoynoy

Jon: what the fuck is that dude

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

adorable monologue

When you are having a conversation with someone very close to you and at certain moment you become connected, and you know there is no more need for other words. You know what he is about to say, and he knows what you are thinking. But you become so nervous that when he looks at you, you feel the need to keep talking and he is just smiling like he has some funny comments, but actually he is just enjoying how cute you are when slightly distracted and the only one talking and talking until you realize it is one of those moments...

Mrs. Over-Elaborate and Mr. Busy were having a great time walking around the park. They were enjoying maybe the last sunny and warm autumn day of the year together while having one of those nice conversations. For all the people walking by they must have looked like a couple deeply in love and yet they were working on how to be just close friends.

After some time on a bench, they started walking again and were having troubles forming another sentence because some things are just impossible to say without a touch. Mr. Busy tried to begin but noticed she was thinking about the same and therefore did not even finish a single word and begun to look at her with flirtatious smile and Mrs. Over-Elaborate became distracted thinking there is some joke coming on her behalf and hence started talking and talking... And the more she talked the more disconcert she was. Mr. Busy continued smiling but there was no joke nor some funny comment, her adorable monologue was inspiring great affection in him...And there just couple seconds later, she realized their connection. She looked him in the eyes, and they hugged...

by Mrs. Over-Elaborate October 11, 2023

CC's Monopoly Hoes

When hoes go to CC's pizza for that monopoly money

(Micah): Hey Noah you heard of them CC's Monopoly Hoes?
(Noah): Yeah those ones down the block?
(Micah): Yeah.

by Urbanwiz June 9, 2017

The Mayor of Monon

A sexual act. You must cum into the eye of your partner. and then punch them in the same eye. You then must ask them "Yeah, you like that son?" in a backwoods hillbilly accent.

I hooked up with this chick last night and made her The Mayor of Monon.

by TheMayorofMurica June 26, 2018