-"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
by Kami_kazuya August 31, 2022
by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon September 02, 2010
A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 01, 2022
by YEBXUDHS June 01, 2019
by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020
The sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on... smart.....funny.... caring.... misunderstood... loving... I would love to be his girl..... he's my best friend...my homie....my everythang...and I'll always be his ride or die bae.....i really do love u Max... always and forever and forever and always... Desi Star-Baby Bangs
by Baby Bangs March 01, 2022
The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!
Max Pea my man to be
by Baby Bangs March 01, 2022