1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014

The most beautiful, amazing, kind but humble girl. She has a lot to hide but inside she loves talking to people.
Love Her Boyfriend.
Love Her Boyfriend.
by Spyguybobo January 14, 2017

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"
by Rad Vlad the Top Lad November 21, 2021

She swears a lot and is the whitest monkey you'll ever see in your life. Lauren has absolute terrible taste in guys and is obsessed with Peavey Mart and country music. (And Cole ) (And Reece) (And the new guy)
by pathetic_pickles May 15, 2023

she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay
by whos****** March 27, 2022

A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
by laurensthegawd June 13, 2018
