lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob
Lemonade hose - penis
Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

by nujahuja May 26, 2022

lemonade hose

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

Lemon lot

A used car lot that sells busted ass vehicles, or the section of an automobile dealer lot where the used vehicles for sale are displayed

That dude who asked if my jalopy was for sale probably works for the douchebag who owns the lemon lot

by Zergberger July 13, 2022

Lemoncak3

A geometry dash YouTuber who sounds depressed

Lemoncak3 is sus, Lemoncak3 is depressed, Lemoncak3 plays Geometry Dash.

by GD Uranium July 25, 2022

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

lemonade grandpa

the act of urinating in an elderly homeless person’s shoe and throwing it at said homeless person. Often committed by Long Islanders traveling out of state.

Nicco just did a lemonade grandpa at the train station.

by Concerned Englishman March 24, 2023