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The John Feeling

A state of being one feels when they're immensely stressed, anxious, lazy, or exhausted. This is usually derived from school related things and activities, like low grades, but can involve anything ranging from something as basic as sleeping to even the most questionable idiosyncrasies. Often, one will feel powerless to change the outcome until the event transpires.
John: Kek I just skipped two of my 3 total college classes because I slept in from playing FO76 all night.

Jeremy: I guess you got the John Feeling John!
by bighairedman62 November 19, 2019
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john thaw

Notorious british gangster, Godfather of the Birkbino movement started in L.P, Birkby in the early 1950's.
A ruthless villain, with a passion for liquor and fine women, 'the reverend JT' is known to have survived at least 7 attepts on his life, incluing a gunfight in fartown with the notorious Beppy da barcode. Now the stuff of legend, and serving 9 life sentances for murder, exstortion and armed robbery.
It is also widely knwon that he first coined the phrase 'mo-fo', when he famously bitch slapped pappy chiz in 62'.
Taken from 'John Thaw', the criminal underworld and gnagsters with style (2002, chemistry publications)
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by sollywog June 17, 2006
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Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!
Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session
by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010
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john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.
john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.
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john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..
by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021
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Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
by UrbanKai April 15, 2021
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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"
by Littleguydood November 28, 2020
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