A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.
by Trollswag69345 October 12, 2013
Get the sara-jade mug.A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"
by Dr Knob September 24, 2010
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by BRANDY November 30, 2003
Get the hailie jade MATHERS mug.A radical afro infested being who constantly partakes in the act of 'tricking'. Do not let babies near a Jadon for their lives will be no more. If you hear a Jadon say "LOL" or "Yarr" watchout, this may indicate the start of the mating season, which, of course, you do not want to partake in. If you ever see a Jadon attempt to throw a piece of paper in a bin-like object, GET TO THE CHOPPER, for he will surely miss and implode into a merciless rage, no-one will be spared. Be weary in close quarters, for he is a master of Capoeira, do not approach lightly.
by Ben&Luke August 22, 2010
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by S Wilkins February 28, 2007
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