tit dirt

sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.

Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.

by nerd bomber January 13, 2009

tits on a platter

Something that is so awesome and convient that its like tits being served to you on a platter. To help describe a great situation that was very much in your favor.

So how was your night?

Dude you have no idea! We got some free tickets from my friend, just barely made it onto the train into the city, watched a game, picked up some bitches, went to a party after, and got laid. Fuckin awesome night!

Yeah man thats like tits on a platter!




Hey did you hook up with that chick?

Yeah! she came over, sucked my dick without me askin, i fucked her pussy, dropped a load on her face and then she made me a sandwich! fuckin tits on a platter man

by Catman378 January 18, 2009

titting around

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.

Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.

by Whapcapn January 23, 2006

Just a tit

An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.

"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."

by TheSmokingHyena October 30, 2009

Steel Tit

A clever way to refer to something as 'the best' or 'the greatest'. Mostly used in the same way as 'the shit'... except with more excitement.

"That new Jay-Z song is the steel tit!" or "Eating Taco Bell at 2AM is the steel tit!"

by I AM GARZA October 22, 2011

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014

milking tits

(v) the act of doing too much work, aka "picking up the slack"

Also used to describe when someone is on your case.

All the interns are idiots, I'm tired of milking tits around here.

My boss is all over me today, he's really milking my tits.

by Boom-shocka-locka6 November 3, 2015