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History

History is the interpretation of all events from the past that lead up to the theoretical foundations and social consequences of the present day.
Oh my, what an amazing subject History is.
My mom loves History.
by Salsinats February 1, 2022
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history of a country

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

history of a country (not finished)
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
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History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
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historys.grenadier

historys.grenadier formally known as ‘military.qa’ is a tiktoker who makes videos about military and history.
historys.grenadier is pro Russian
by ccyber July 21, 2022
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History’s Best Vocalist

Guy: who’s history’s best vocalist ever?
Girl: Oh, that’s easy, Francis George!
by Jackson Mehoff III, PHD September 7, 2022
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