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An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."
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Going guy

That man was going guy on his wife.
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Going on your jollies

Are you going on your jollies next week?
I'm going on my jollies.

John is on his jollies in spain.
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Going nooble

Hey I’m going going nooble
by Going nooble November 16, 2019
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Going down satans asshole

The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.
Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.
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Going over the wall

Leaving work early without your managers knowledge.
It’s Friday afternoon and I’m going over the wall to catch a Cub’s game!
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going Monika

When you barely sleep and fuck up your sleep schedule so much that you go to sleep at 10am.
"I am going Monika this vacation."
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