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German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.
by One Hung Low November 9, 2007
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German

Used as an insult similiar to jew. Can be used in different ways to describe a situation or complain/describe something.
Used Quite Alot In Gaming.

NOTE - This Isnt Being Racist Or Effensive To Germans & Can Be Used As A Subsitute To Retard.
1. OMG You German
2. Why Is Everyone Being A German
3. This Knife Is So German
by JellyBootsXP June 19, 2011
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gemosian

A compilation of the words "geeky", "emo", and "asian." Emo refers more to style, not attitude towards life. They are everywhere; you know it. They just have such great emo hair.
Aaron Yoo (from Disturbia) is such a gemosian.
by TaylorAXEMurderer October 23, 2008
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Germanater

Peter: Germanater, yeah victory up the ass baby woo!
by Marcel. February 19, 2009
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German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
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German Polka Train

When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.
"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"
by Calvin Cornelius Jackson January 14, 2012
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German Slip and Slide

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp
I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!
by transamguy December 17, 2012
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