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Floor Sailing

Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
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Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.
Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
by Randommf November 28, 2020
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Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.
Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
by Randommf November 28, 2020
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Floorff

A term used to describe ones mental state at 4:00 am, thinking about how the earth was created, is there a god ? Or even about that one embarrassing moment that happened 5 years ago.
John: hey bro, you up ?

Steven: yeah I just can’t sleep

John: me too I can’t stop thinking about random things, like why are we on this planet and are aliens even real ?

Steven: aah I see your feeling floorff, I get that it’s confusing
by GravyTheeStalion December 29, 2020
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Floordrobe

When you store your clothes on the floor instead of in a closet or wardrobe or drawers or any such purpose built facility.
The clothes on the floor in front of the dryer constitute my floordrobe.
by DodgySocket February 6, 2021
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Floor 7 Bait

The practice of recording a video and showcasing a very high figure of damage in the game Genshin Impact, but it's on Floor 7.
I was sent a video of someone doing 1 million damage but I got Floor 7 baited.
by LittleWhole February 7, 2021
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Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.
"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"
by Earl! February 12, 2021
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