Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025

Flap

usually in a negative connotation: a canadian

Aboot wtf is that? Get that flap shit outa here.

by snargleflax December 4, 2023

Flap burp

When you go down on a lass, spread her legs to open the heavenly gates, as you go down on her you do a loud burp right between the flaps. ( excessive amounts of either alcohol or gas-inducing drinks help with vibrations)

(Dan) Do you remember that 'Shiela' from the bar last night Shane?
(Shane) yeah the one with the fat arse?
(Dan) yeah mate that's the one, well I took her home and after all that beer.......I had to give her the good ol' flap burp!

by Hippybeardo September 29, 2023

Flaps

flaps is used to describe the two sides of a vagina

Chris: DAMN! Have you seen Jessica’s flaps?

by JacobGay0 June 17, 2018

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday July 7, 2016