Flap Jack 

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

Flap Jack by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

ninja attack flap jack by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

flap jacking 

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

flap jacking by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Modesty Flap 

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.

"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"

Modesty Flap by kelstra August 5, 2009

Tuna Flap 

The excess skin removed during Labia reduction surgery.

They used the Tuna Flap from Nicholes surgery for a skin graft on that burn victims hand. Now he has a permanent fistussy!!!

Tuna Flap by firepual wulff October 27, 2009

mud flap 

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

mud flap by Bigelow October 16, 2003

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs

while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky) by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004