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Facebook Machine

Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone
Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.
by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010
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facebook booty call

1. When someone starts to message you and write on your facebook wall with the intention of eventually having sex with you.

2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you
Guy: "Hey, why would you go after her she's a tramp?"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"

Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"
by Mr. MoBizzie November 17, 2009
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Facebook bomb

The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
example 1: status

Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!

example 2: page joins

John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
by gekael February 10, 2010
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facebook worthy

when a sexual relationship between two people gets serious enough that it can be entered under a facebook relationship so that everyone in the world can see
boy 1: so you mean that you hu with that girl again, dude this is like the third time in the last week
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy
by coolkid812 June 12, 2006
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facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex
Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
by PNDA December 21, 2010
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facebook regret

When you friend request a person on facebook who you dont know at all or very well and they bring up your facebook request in person and say they dont know you in front of people, making you look like a weirdo.
Blake turned out to be a total facebook regret. He made me look like a creeper in front of everybody, when all I did was friend request him to be friendly.
by wepow December 1, 2009
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Facebook Official Info Tab

When you want to be Facebook Official (FBO) with someone to keep them happy but you don't want it on your front page. Also known as FBOIT
Tanner is only Facebook Official Info Tab (FBOIT) because he is afraid of commitment and doesn't really love her. FBOIT is wayyyy different than FBOFP.
by Goooooooo July 20, 2010
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