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Political and whimsical, influential and controversial blog entirely designed and run by Charles Johnson. Famously flipped from center-right to center-left in the aftermath of the 2008 US elections, alienating many of its traditional readers and allies either in an attempt to maintain a rational, centrist outlook or else to remain patriotic and loyal to whichever party holds office.
I made a few death threats and my account got deleted, but I just read a comment by someone who thinks women should be able to abort their rape pregnancies, an actual child-killer, and his account is still there! Little Green Footballs sure ain't what I thought it was, I'm going back to NASCAR and the KKK.
by DeV100 January 17, 2011
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Anti muslim hate site. frequented by ghouls and vanilla weirdos.
1: hey have you seen that LGF?
2: yeah.
1: arent they weird?
2: true.
by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005
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verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.
I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.
by ganton July 11, 2009
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The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!
Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!
by PrincessCockWhore1 September 6, 2019
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Basically the footballer is the kid in school who plays football non-stop, wears his full uniform everywhere he goes (cleats included), but is for the most part a nice kid, gets along with everybody and is actually very intelligent once you get to know him. And yes, if he does have to wear other clothing it will be some basketball shorts, a t-shirt and some $100+ Nike Shox that he bought five years ago when he was still only wearing a size 15.
"He's trackin' mud all over our haulways with those dirty football cleats! Are those even allowed here?"
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."
by breaker1 March 1, 2012
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Little Green Footballs

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What you get when you pick your nose and roll it into a ball and flick it.

The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
I flicked a litte green football at my comptuter screen.
by MorphDog September 22, 2004
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Forum for aspiring Neo Cons. If you passionately despise Arabs, Muslims, Muslims, Muslims, China, Russia, Muslims, a free press, informed debate, Europeans, Muslims, or Democrats this is the place for you.

Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?

A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
Little Green Footballs - never knowingly informed.
by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005
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