pea fart

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.
by xraydelta1 January 28, 2011
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Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.
Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Gangsta Fart

When the release of your gas is so satisfying, you can’t help but say “Uhhh”; similar to Master P’s grunts during his most prominent tracks.
Uhhh”, I exclaimed as, I straight gangsta farted.
by Kardeum June 20, 2018
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fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.
My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.
by mountain_man77 July 10, 2012
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Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 07, 2015
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Stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!
by hamburger2020 May 03, 2021
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Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 27, 2010
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