he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
Get the Evanmug. someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
Get the my loml evanmug. by RaNDOM DUDES !#$%^ February 23, 2017
Get the william evan blumbergmug. Evan can't fight fires.
by anonymous455 January 22, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by samisacrazyduck April 18, 2024
Get the Evan Bortmasmug. by Bruski69 December 19, 2021
Get the Jonny Evansmug. by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023
Get the Evanmug.