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carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
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Scooping em

when you beat someones ass so hard you scoop them as their lying on the ground (football celebration dance)
yo Arons scooping em
by Silver_lightning July 10, 2016
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Em-Friendly

Anything that is free of Emilie’s allergies; including seafood, peanuts, msg, preservatives, artificial colours and flavours, red meat, kiwi fruit, tomato, gluten, lactose, soap, perfume, cleaning products, dust, cockeroaches, codeine, morphine and mould.
Is this meal em-friendly?
by Itsmwalker February 3, 2018
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hit em with the white girl voice

Decline or don’t answer someone’s call
Ebonix:Girl...he’s callin
Orphan:Hit em with the white girl voice...
by Orphea/Montea February 8, 2018
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ems

A girl called Emily Maureen Stein
by NEONApps February 10, 2018
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Fuck 'em gay

The act of fucking somebody, and in doing so making them gay. This can be done to and by all genders. The female version is"fuck 'er gay" and the male is "fuck 'im gay", "fuck 'em gay"is used in all other situations.
Example one:
Bob: Jane just broke up with me

Tom: why?

Bob: I fucked 'er gay

Example two:
Tim: I got a new boyfriend
Jim: how?
Tim: I fucked 'im gay

Jim: wait, you're gay?

Example three:
Dave: I'm going to have a threesome tonight
Steve: I feel sorry for the girls

Dave: why

Steve: you're probably going to fuck 'em gay
by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017
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Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex
Those two are going to beat em and eat em
by pablowisdom January 6, 2017
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