Some stupid community site that is slow as shit. Pretty much like any other community site where you can - upload pics, setup a profile, etc etc - it gives you such features though like becoming a fan of actors, musicians, etc and joining groups. theres a ton of useless shit on there like applications that overload the servers and make the site slow as f***ing shit, by the time a page loads a snail already made it across the border. FACEBOOK DELETE THE USELESS APPS AND ALL THAT STUPID SHIT YOUR LOSING USERS.
i hate facebook its the slowest site in the world. one of the reasons my friend broke his computer. f*** facebook
by TBoggard87 July 11, 2009
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Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
by NCgirl59 December 15, 2008
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Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone
by Dr D Rock November 23, 2010
Get the Facebook Machine mug.1. When someone starts to message you and write on your facebook wall with the intention of eventually having sex with you.
2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you
2. messaging someone on facebook to come over and have sex with you
Guy: "Hey, why would you go after her she's a tramp?"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"
Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"
Other Guy: "That girl didn't mean anything she was just a facebook booty call"
Guy: "Oh that's cool"
Girl: "Why do you keep messaging me on facebook?"
Guy: "Can't you see this is a facebook booty call?"
Girl: "Oh why didn't you say so. i'll be right over"
by Mr. MoBizzie November 17, 2009
Get the facebook booty call mug.The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
example 1: status
Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!
example 2: page joins
John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!
example 2: page joins
John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
by gekael February 10, 2010
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boy 1: so you mean that you hu with that girl again, dude this is like the third time in the last week
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy
by coolkid812 June 12, 2006
Get the facebook worthy mug.Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?
Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
by PNDA December 21, 2010
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