Edward

He's a homeless fish, that enjoys dressing up in suits and hanging outside primary schools waiting for his underage prey with a cigar.

"Look at that person standing outside that school, he's such and Edward!"

by Spencer Waterman March 6, 2013

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

edgartronic

Very good, but also, very edgy.
Synonym of marvelous, satisfactory, or delicious.

Carl-Those roasted faces look edgartronic!
Paul-That is just disturbing, Carl.

by Nelle Issorelep July 14, 2011

Edward Faggothands

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

by Jameathon October 4, 2012

Edward Moody

The name a virgin ginger that gets angry about girls and always tries to hard but fails a lot also always gets friend zoned

I pulled an Edward Moody and didn't get any from my girl last night

by Edthepussybitch March 21, 2017

ediary

Crunchy bitesize edible diary

Brooke stopped writing a blog for the masses and decided to write an ediary for herself instead.

by elielio March 21, 2017

Edward Cullen

The most beautiful man on earth and is also in the movies and books of twilight which I love and some people say that they hate twilight but they are just mad mad because hey are not Bella Swan who is Edwards true love so if some bitch tells you that twilight is not good just ignore them

girl 1:edward Cullen is perfect
girl2:i know

by LOLLOVE123 May 13, 2017