Mighty Ducks

The best hockey team in California! The Ducks are so awesome...with Chistov and the Feds and everyone else. They're just AWESOME!

GO DUCKS!

Hey, do you want to go to the movies tonight?

Sorry, there's a Ducks game tonight and I'M GOING!

by Adrienne November 25, 2004

Ducked up

When a guy places a rubber duck deep into his anus.

Aww man Tony was so faded last night that he ducked up so hard.

by Therealg July 17, 2014

Duck dynasty

The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.

Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?

Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.

by FinnTheLight September 10, 2013

duck shoe

A brown penny-loafer with mold growing on the toe, sharing much the same color scheme as a mallard.

Hey man, your loafer is looking a little green on the end, it's starting to look like a duck shoe.

by Poop DeDoop November 1, 2008

fuck a duck

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck

"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!

by rabbt December 22, 2003

dump duck

Another name for sea gulls.

I'd like to shoot some dump ducks with my paintball gun!!

by Mel Function September 6, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003