Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.

Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?

by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021

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bell and crown

where a man gyrates on the crown of someones head from behind, then coming over the other person's forehead. thus, resulting in a 'veil'.

"last night he bell and crowned me, that veil went down to my chin"

by dutchladyboy October 29, 2009

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The Triple Crown

Recieving a blumpkin while your upper decking on the top of the toilet, and the girl is sitting AC - Slater style

I never truly lived until this chick showed me the triple crown, it was sensational

by sabastaniel December 22, 2010

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pump up the crowd

An action where you put your two arms out to your side and curve your arms and scoop your hands inwards as your flapping your arms up and down.

Band Member 1 "What is he doing?"
Band Member 2 "He's trying to pump up the crowd for our next song American Idiot"

by inspire62 September 17, 2010

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Russel Crowe

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russel Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

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