crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !

"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"

by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

crotch zombie

After a person is receives the crotchening three times, he becomes a crotch zombie. It's similar to a crotch mummy, only different.

I've already been kicked in the crotch once, two more crotchenings and I'm a crotch zombie.

see "The Crotchening"

by demyztikx March 5, 2008

jungle crotch

exactly wut it says up there...see Tom Kelly

Tom Kelly has a jungle crotch

by haha! January 24, 2005

Crotch Waffle

When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.

John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court

by Optumus Rollout June 2, 2009

Syra-crotch

Nickname for Syracuse, located in Central New York, otherwise known as "the crotch of New York State". Location of Syracuse University, home of the Orangemen.

An extremely large number of students at Syracuse are from Long Island and New Jersey.

Sasha: "Where do you go to school"
Bree: "SU"
Sasha: "Where's that?"
Bree: "In Syra-crotch"

Other Example:

Brett: Dude, where you from?
Dave: Utica...the mecca of all civilization. You?
Brett: Syra-crotch

by IAM4SU July 8, 2005

crotch face

a saying that can be used to discribe someone you may not like...

you are a nasty "crotch face"

by talamunga March 9, 2007

CROTCH PUPPY

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007