computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.

“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”

by jaweedus March 19, 2025

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob

HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS

by NotAwkward July 25, 2019

Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021

horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.

we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.

by mopinko September 13, 2022

Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

by Macintosh March 4, 2019