codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007

Condomentia

Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.

Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."

by cayrez March 18, 2009

latex condo

1.A condominium made out of latex.
OR
2. What you get when you misread a condom wrapper.

Abe Simpson:Latex condo. Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

by Netmaster5k January 5, 2005

Condoleezza Rice

A Mexican dish

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?

by yomama'smom January 27, 2010

Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor

Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.

by Keggles December 11, 2006

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018