A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
by Mark spark September 28, 2004
Get the cock benchmug. sailing for cock
v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock
This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock
This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.
by Fast Ed December 10, 2009
Get the sailing for cockmug. (kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?
Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.
Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.
by Chattom, E August 30, 2007
Get the Quarter-Cockedmug. by Monkey March 28, 2005
Get the Big cockmug. The impassioned gulping of a huge mound of cock, or the exuberant gagging on a massive hunk of dick.
Dean loves cock chugging! What a fucking cock chugger. Dean should just put down that huge helping of cock and get a job. No more cock chugging Dean!!
by Gagginya Withacock November 11, 2007
Get the cock chuggingmug. 
In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
by ThomasJefferson3rdPres May 20, 2010
Get the cock savemug.