Felony causer

A slur for everyone to use. Can define someone that messes up or an actual felony causer

"bro, you're such a felony causer"
Say someone misses a shot in basketball

"YOU DAMN FELONY CAUSER!"

by Felony causer December 2, 2025

Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

seany claus

The Irish / Gaelic name for Santa Clause

Every year we celebrate christmas. Our Irish name for Santa claus is Seany Claus

by The reluctant runner December 17, 2025

back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

Dont be a Clauren

Clauren is a person who likes to be amish and churn butter. If you are this person you will randomly call dibs on people and make innappropriate motions.

Crachel: teach me how to dougie t-t-teach me how to dougie.
Clauren: teach me how to churn t-t-teach me how to churn.
Crachel: Dont be a clauren!

by Crachel December 7, 2010

menage a claus

Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.

by sbatkk July 28, 2016

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017