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Circle-twerk

1) When a bunch of blowhards and/or pseudo-intellectuals - usually self-identified women - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints (an often flawed, and self-serving exercise in confirmation bias) to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation to circle-jerk). and/or asses. Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

In addition, the people participating in the circle-twerk will reject an outsider they perceive to be 'male', when the individual is not performing the proverbial 'twerk' dance move (i.e. not aligned with the opinion of the group)

2) *NOT* When a group of people (often self-identified women) stand in a circle, performing the dance 'twerking'.
Tyler's attempt to voice an opinion was rejected by Jordan's posse, which was obviously a circle-twerk and not open to differing perspectives
by Thinkerbell May 26, 2020
mugGet the Circle-twerkmug.

Full Bowl Circle

A Full Bowl Circle is when you heave such an amazing colon snake it wraps itself around the toilet bowl at least one time.
Isaac just sent me a pic of his latest full bowl circle. You know that boy’s fiber intake is top notch!
by Misty Dawn September 22, 2022
mugGet the Full Bowl Circlemug.

liberty circle

An informal liminal local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and reportedly still the dominant social form in places such as (the Liberty of) Islandshire.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
mugGet the liberty circlemug.

circle of wipe

The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.

Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 23, 2015
mugGet the circle of wipemug.

miss circle

oliver: I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS IM GONNA HAVE HOT SMEGMA SEX WITH MISS CIRCLE
by lplikferd August 4, 2024
mugGet the miss circlemug.

Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
mugGet the Metaphysical Jerk Circlemug.

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