The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

chode waffle by John ashby July 27, 2010

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Chode

A penis of freakish girth that is not complemented by freakish length, i.e. a can of corn.

Dino's chode doesn't go in all the way but he sure bangs the hell outta the sides.

Chode by Cocktails & Dreams November 10, 2008

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Chode

A)..A penis which is more plentiful in girth than actual length.

B) The Particularly foul region bridging the lower scrotum and the anal sphyncter.

C) The guy who lights up the room whenever he walks in because everyone knows that...at that moment...no matter what goes wrong...they can always clown on him...the "chode"....AND EVERYONE WILL LAUGH. There are many different interpretations of this word as a title in todays society but one thing is for sure....YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE THIS MAN. Also refered to as the "CHoder"

A)"After birthing twins, Henry's chode fit much easier."

B)"Yea man i went running at the gym and got this terrible rash on my chode."

C)"Oh my god dude how did chode manage to chode things up now?!"
"I make it Rain on them CHODES!"
"Hey you...I hear your moms goin out with...CHODE!"

Chode by Benjamin Chodpuis January 11, 2008

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