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Chica Bonita

There is no way that I can beat the definition of Chica Bonita that my funky fresh flygirl already defined. I mean....Jessica Germany is THE cHiCa BoNiTa!! In order for you to even TRY to be a Chica Bonita you have to play water polo, have a pact, dress up as a geek and a witch on halloween, go to Budget Driving School and have Adolfo as your teacher, go and watch the scariest movies at the theater (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gothika), be incredibly popular, make fun of really boring people, be a member of a rap group, be bootylicious, eat WAY too much popcorn, and there is so much more. Nobody should even attempt to do all these things so they can try to be a Chica Bonita because it's just not possible and will only cause a great amount of disappointment in oneself.
There is just no way that anyone other than Jessica and Catriona could be a Chica Bonita. Unfortuneately for the rest of the world it is just not possible. Sorry everyone.
by MC Cat December 27, 2003
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Chicago Waffle

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur
by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018
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chicago

A city in Illinois filled with blockheads, where the Green Bay Packers go to kick some ass.
by BreetFarve April 20, 2018
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Bullshit - Chicanery

An act of deception that is attended to mislead or trick an individual.
Professor Davis's test was Bullshit - Chicanery, not of the students pass.
by ShadownKnuckles June 16, 2017
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chicamona

said in extreme excitedness!!! WHOOT!! <3 (:
Stephanie said "Ah weee -hee! *said really fast>>* chicamona!!"
Briana , " should i get the gloves?"
by sdjkgh November 26, 2006
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Chicanary

The act of posing as a Mexican-American person. Specifically, posing as a Mexican-American female. The male version is known as Chicanory.
Girl 1: Clarissa such a badass chola!

Girl 2: Naw, she's just passing. She's actually Anglo.

Girl 3: Chicanary!
by HopelessCynic February 27, 2011
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chicago shuffle

Somewhat like the cleveland steamer. A chicago shuffle is taking a poop on a girl's chest during intercourse. Then using your ass to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your ass side to side.
Susan gets so into it when I chicago shuffle her.
by the boner police November 6, 2012
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