phone check

Where one stabs another with a sharp object (shank). Attacks often centered around obliques (lower front and back sides). Called this because supposedly people watching out for this type of attack would duct tape phonebooks around their abdomen.

Person: "So it was a failed rape?"
Witness: "Hell yea, Mrs. Johnson's 9 year old son came outta nowhere and phone checked his ass with a pencil."

by Luchidizzle September 27, 2004

Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa

In the landmark case of Jesse Parrish v. School District, the controversial quote got famous. Definition:

1. An ambiguously meaningless saying that has or implies no negative connotation. Merely an expression of one's own frustration in a positive, healthy, constructive manner.

2. Is equivalent to saying: Friends, I am frustrated right now, but I know I must keep my head up, and you should too, because that is what is best for the world.

Fred: Hey Jesse, did you get suspended for true threats?

Jesse: Yes, and here is how it made me feel: Homies check yo domes I may be reachin for my choppa

by jesseparrish March 3, 2010

checklaroid

(noun)-lesbian dike that wears a gay aircast and lesbian blue shoes. Also a dike named Lauren who hangs and bangs with dikes.

Person 1: "woah look at that girl's dikey aircast and lesbian blue shoes!"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's a checklaroid...she hangs and bangs with dikes and lesbians!"

by here and there and everywhere May 1, 2010

check-in driveby

When someone checks into a location on 4square as they're driving by, rather than when they're actually at the location.

Dude, slow down a bit.I need to do a check-in driveby.

by Miss Behaved May 27, 2010

Checking my Breaks

When your genitalia is being worked by someone (either sex's )or by your own self doing. normally resulting in pleasure or release of fluid.

Id like to think it went well, by the end of the movie she was checking my breaks

During the car ride she just started checking my breaks randomly.

by Turco To the Marty July 28, 2011

checkeroo

Not a full scale check of the surrounding area but a quick scan around.

I'll just have a checkeroo to make sure we haven't left anything behind in the hotel room.

by snonkey November 19, 2014

Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016