Canadian Thanksgiving 

n., urban gay slang:

When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.

That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"

Canadian Thanksgiving by Harry B Otch November 27, 2010

Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on

My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.

Canadian Woman by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006

Canadian Armed Forces 

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

Canadian Armed Forces by incognito September 11, 2003

Canadian Scholar 

A synonym for a retard, stupid, and dumbass. because they are known for being meathead hockeyplayers so they have poop for brains so when this occurs they graduate and become a Canadian Scholar.

Shut up you damn Canadian Scholar.

Canadian Scholar by CaptainBushMasterMarshallMSOE March 7, 2010

Canadian history 

Slang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue.

Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now?

Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?

Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.

Canadian history by EP the Great February 12, 2010

Canadian Texas 

A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.

(random person)
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"

(canadians)

"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"

Canadian Texas by Mildred Carson. October 18, 2008

Canadian Football 

Derived from a sport called rugby-football, superior to american football. Real men only need 3 downs! The field is 110 yards long and not as wide. The defense must remain 1 yars behind scrimmage until the ball is in play. The biggest similarity to rugby being the drop kick which involves at any time dropping the ball to the ground and after it bounces kicking it through the uprights. There is a 3 minute warning at the end of each half.

"Do you want to watch the Dalphins and Giants play"

"No I want Canadian football, I'm going to watch the roughriders play the roughriders."

Canadian Football by MadDog10101 November 11, 2009