A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
Get the Goat's Law mug.Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.
"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."
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Get the Dowlings law mug.Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
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Get the Blogger's Law mug.A law that stated that something is correct if attributed to Mariano, whether Mariano actually said it or not
Claire: Mariano says that you are always wrong and that I am awesome and perfect and amazing.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
Jerry: Not true, and did he actually say that?
Claire: Mariano's law say that it is, and that he did.
by MCLX June 12, 2018
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Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.
by Al_94 April 23, 2014
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I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
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