So butt

Somthing that is really unfortunate, and stupid.

That Law test was so butt.

by Hassgeek April 27, 2006

butt paste

1. Noun. A slurry mixture of loose fecal material and sweat that often resides in the upper region of the butt crack.

1. She complained to Jim about constantly having to clean the butt paste off the toilet seat before she could use it.
2. Jim was in a hurry to make his meeting, so his incomplete ass-wiping resulted in a desposit of butt paste in the upper cleft of his derriere.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

Butt Burps

Butt burps

Butt burps; flatulence, passing gas, farting, a foul odor that comes from someone’s butt

by LAFNATU June 17, 2010

fondle butt

The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty

Fondle butt, rules are rules.

by Acronymz February 17, 2014

Butt Demon

A giant shit that you almost can't get out. It's like giving birth through your asshole. Usually it tears the anal ring and you bleed. And sometimes the demon can infect the wound. The only way to prevent these demons from occurring is through anal exercises.

"RELEASE THE BUTT DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FatJackson September 25, 2009

butt naked

totally nude(see also buck naked)

Some idiot came out of an alley, butt naked.

by Light Joker November 19, 2004

butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.

When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.

by knowman March 10, 2008