The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
Get the Jacob Brandonmug. he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon
i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023
Get the Brandon Calderonmug. Part time gym rat, retired park rat. Sends it for the boys, low key nerd, know it all. Makes so much money you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Torn ACL, IR. Little bitch, eats so much food you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
I heard brandon rice can crack open a cold me with the boys.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
If you have left over food, you call brandon rice.
by Hahahaha sisjsbs June 1, 2017
Get the brandon ricemug. 5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones
Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time
by Gangstaman25 June 12, 2021
Get the brandon morenomug. by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 5, 2018
Get the Autistic Brandonmug. An Asteroid.
Someone was actually enough of a nerd to name an asteroid Brandon Sanderson. Seriously. Look up "List of minor planets: 170001–171000" on Wikipedia. I'm so proud of this community
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Brandon Sandersonmug. Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.
Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
Get the Brandon Turnmug.