Penta Kill Cock Block

When you get a Quadra kill on League of Legends but someone on your team steals the last kill.

Ashe : Kill
Ashe : Double Kill
Ashe : Triple Kill
Ashe : Quadra Kill
Sona : Kill ( Troll )

Ashe : AKJSDHAISBDASDAS WHHYYYY
Ashe : You penta kill cock block'd me

by LeagueOfLegendsTrollers February 16, 2013

ugly blockers

The big ass glasses girls wear that cover half their face, and all of their ugliness.

I was walking down the street checking out this fly girl when she took off her glasses. I said damn bitch you need to put those ugly blockers back on and cover up that pile of crap you call a face.

by The Foxe February 7, 2008

Spassky Bishop Block

A public urination concealment technique in which a male hides his penis between his hand and a tree or other object so nobody sees his ding-dong. Its name comes from an episode of Saved by the Bell.

Amy tried to scope my dick when I took a piss out back but I hid it with the Spassky Bishop Block.

by LazerPhazer June 15, 2010

taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005

cock blocking

to be unaware of the fact that your the third wheel, or to constatly be keeping a couple from going into "cake mode"
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting

girl 1: hey, look at dave & kirston..
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha

by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

Blocklander

People who play Blockland

Gikon: i am a blocklander, i play blockland.

by Gikon November 14, 2007

rock blocker

any person or persons such as a parent, grandparent, religious group, etc. that prevents one from listening to or participating in rock music in any of its forms.

Dude: That song on the radio is pretty good. Who sings it?

Lame: That song is by Alice in Chains. Don't they worship Satan? Why don't you listen to some gospel music?
turns off radio

Dude:What a rock blocker...

by mr.benzedrine July 3, 2009