Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who has play a lot of roles where she is usually a teenager who gets involved with older men and who loves to look at what people are saying of her online and rubs elbows with racist and nazi lovers.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie Amelia´s children?
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.

Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!

by Shartking117 December 16, 2024

Button Bopping

Pushing in the tip of your penis to feel an erotic sensation while masturbting.

Yo, did you hear Kyle Button Bopping in the school bathrooms? He's so weird.

by Kuru18 January 22, 2025

Gay baptism

When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌

“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”

by Meanqueen August 11, 2025

Pink baptism

The step by step guide to turn into a diva.

Step 1. Dye your hair pink
Step 2. Dye your face pink
Step 3. Dye your body pink
CLOCK ITTT

"After this mental breakdown im ready for my Pink baptism"

"Omggg diva downnnn"

"SHE READY PURRR"

by aleyo September 9, 2025

stop boppin on my deezly

Slang for the slang "dicksucking," originating from downtown New Jersey.

"Yo pussy stop boppin on my deezly!"

by Skertdopper April 22, 2025

Bird Baptism

You fucked something questionable Saturday night, so you get to church early Sunday morning and dip your bird in the Baptism bowl.

I think Stacy had the clap, so I did a Bird Baptism the next day.

by EmilyReiser February 23, 2026