When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)
by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009
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death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.
death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.
"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"
by Kirkland Baller Crew December 9, 2008
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Get the Shit attack mug.The act of doing something stupid and making a screeching noise while beating your hand against your chest in a rapid manner.
by Kevin McKinney May 8, 2018
Get the Tism attack mug.An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.
Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on
by vamason7 August 17, 2011
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Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!
Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!
by Killa1031 June 6, 2009
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