Tism attack

The act of doing something stupid and making a screeching noise while beating your hand against your chest in a rapid manner.

Hunter had a tism attack during math today after he said 2 plus 2 was 11

by Kevin McKinney May 8, 2018

coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

Mack attack

A clap attack

Mack Attack gave me a clap attack

by Twittedcunt July 22, 2019

birac attack

Mike Birac's answer to the Zack Attack! A horrible hard rock group from Stoney Creek. Mike plays tambourine and sings, rarely in key.

You mean the zack attack from saved by the bell?

by some jerk February 6, 2005

Shit attack

When you are sat on the toilet and attack on clash of clans

I was on the toilet and i done a shit attack

by Tarasdavid January 28, 2019

shark attack

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

by Killa1031 June 6, 2009